Magnina

"Reverend: If you give it away too soon, to the wrong man, when the right man comes along there will be no gift to give. You'll have to buy him a sweater. Do you understand what I'm saying?
Rory: No?
Reverend: Think long and hard about to whom you want to give the ultimate gift you have to give away.
Rory: Oh.
Reverend: Yes.
Rory: That ultimate-gift ship has sailed a long time ago.
Reverned: Oh.
Rory: Its probably in Fiji by now. (pause) So, have you seen The Forty-Year -Old Virgin? I think you'd like it.
(The Reverend talking about Rory's virtue.)"

-Rory Gilmore